the candy corn zombieAuthor: quinnsan Group(s):
KAT-TUN, NewS, Kanjani8, Super JuniorPairing:
KusaDa friendship, KameDa friendship, Pin, KusaChi, RyoDa friendship, Akame friendship, RyoUchi friendship, various hinted Super Junior friendship pairings.Genre:
There is a candy corn zombie on the loose, forcing the members of KAT-TUN, NewS and Kanjani8 to cooperate if they want to defeat this zombie. Unfortunately for them trying to defeat that so called zombie turns out to be harder than they imagined.Beta’d By:
Happy Halloween! Or should I say Happy Lauloween? <3 I don’t own any of these boys, although I know we’d all like to. X-Posted to: kattunlove
, miracle______ Dedication:
) because umm…ZOMBIES. ♥ I hope it doesn’t fail too bad, but I was kind of going for fail!zombie Halloween fic anyways. :D
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“Will someone please remind me why we’re doing this again. For crying out we aren’t 12 anymore…wait I take that back Jin basically is 12.”
“Its supposed to be bonding or something, which doesn’t make any sense because NewS and Kanjani8 don’t need to….oh nevermind.”
“Kusano you are the worst creepy doll ever.”
“I’m not a doll I’m an action figure!”
“That wears a dressing matching Uchi’s?” Tatsuya said, quirking his eyebrow, Kame walked by and smacked him on the head. “Be nice to my fanboy, or I’ll cut your…”
“Ok ok I get it, geeze, people need to lighten up. Hey Nishikido are you spiking the punch this year? Cause if you aren’t I am.”
Just then, no surprise to anyone
already in the room, Jin and Yamapi’s screams of terror were heard coming down the hall before they even made it into the room.
“I’m not going to tell you this again Akanishi, their FAKE spiders, and well fake everything.”
Jin glared and gave Kame the finger. “Fuck you Kamenashi. I was not afraid of the fake spiders this year. But…”
“CANDY CORN ZOMIBES!!!”
“Does anyone have a REAL sharp instrument. I think I want to kill myself before I go deaf.” Koki muttered.
“Well since no one else is going to ask you idiots…oww! Uchi don’t hit me, you know their idiots you idiot! Kusano so help me god if you hit me I’ll post pictures of you in that costume all over Tokyo. Anyways as I was saying, you two, what in the fuck are you screaming about this time?”
“There’s a candy corn zombie on the loose! It came up to us when we were making out in the junior hallway and it stole our candy corn.”
“I think this is a new low. This is even worse than when they broken those two vending machines.” Shige said, readjusting his tie, unsurprisingly he was a lawyer for Halloween.
“We’re serious! It was really a zombie, we thought it…well I think it was a he, but anyways we thought he was going to eat our brains or something but instead he…what are you guys looking at?” When no one said anything, Jin turned around.
There, crowded in the doorway was a group of zombies, so many Jin couldn’t even tell how many there were. The one right in one actually smiled
at them, and he had dimples, really creepy but also really adorable dimples.
All hell broke loose as the members of all 3 groups went crazy and ran for the other cafeteria door, minus of course the members who were fast asleep on the kitchen floor, having been pigging out on the candy and other sugary Halloween treats.
When they were all gone, running for their various dressing rooms, the so called zombies turned to their ‘leader’.
“Eeteuk, what was that all about? We get invited to their Halloween party and they run screaming. Sungmin what were they saying?” Yesung said, turning to the member of the group who was the most fluent in japanese out of all them. Ignoring the fact at least half of the talking done had been in jumbled english, so Henry or Kibum could have also easily translated.
“They think we’re candy corn zombies. Perhaps if Kibum hadn’t stolen that candy corn from those two dressed as a giant glow in the dark condoms, we wouldn’t be having this problem.”
“I was hungry, and it’s not my fault I was kidnapped from my hotel room, dressed up as a zombie and drug here. I think this should be the last time all 15 of us dress up as zombies.”END