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(one shot) the candy corn zombie 
31st-Oct-2009 07:55 pm
Mini cupcakes & Tea

Title: the candy corn zombie
Author: quinnsan
Group(s): KAT-TUN, NewS, Kanjani8, Super Junior
Pairing: KusaDa friendship, KameDa friendship, Pin, KusaChi, RyoDa friendship, Akame friendship, RyoUchi friendship, various hinted Super Junior friendship pairings.
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There is a candy corn zombie on the loose, forcing the members of KAT-TUN, NewS and Kanjani8 to cooperate if they want to defeat this zombie. Unfortunately for them trying to defeat that so called zombie turns out to be harder than they imagined.
Beta’d By: self-beta’d
A.N.:  Happy Halloween! Or should I say Happy Lauloween? <3 I don’t own any of these boys, although I know we’d all like to.
X-Posted to: kattunlove , kattun_fanfics , jent_fanfics , wasurenaisa , miracle______
Dedication: Crys (ryogrande ) because umm…ZOMBIES. ♥ I hope it doesn’t fail too bad, but I was kind of going for fail!zombie Halloween fic anyways. :D
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“Will someone please remind me why we’re doing this again. For crying out we aren’t 12 anymore…wait I take that back Jin basically is 12.”

“Its supposed to be bonding or something, which doesn’t make any sense because NewS and Kanjani8 don’t need to….oh nevermind.”

“Kusano you are the worst creepy doll ever.”

“I’m not a doll I’m an action figure!”

“That wears a dressing matching Uchi’s?” Tatsuya said, quirking his eyebrow, Kame walked by and smacked him on the head. “Be nice to my fanboy, or I’ll cut your…”

“Ok ok I get it, geeze, people need to lighten up. Hey Nishikido are you spiking the punch this year? Cause if you aren’t I am.”

Just then, no surprise to anyone already in the room, Jin and Yamapi’s screams of terror were heard coming down the hall before they even made it into the room.

“I’m not going to tell you this again Akanishi, their FAKE spiders, and well fake everything.”

Jin glared and gave Kame the finger. “Fuck you Kamenashi. I was not afraid of the fake spiders this year. But…”


“Does anyone have a REAL sharp instrument. I think I want to kill myself before I go deaf.” Koki muttered.

“Well since no one else is going to ask you idiots…oww! Uchi don’t hit me, you know their idiots you idiot! Kusano so help me god if you hit me I’ll post pictures of you in that costume all over Tokyo. Anyways as I was saying, you two, what in the fuck are you screaming about this time?”

“There’s a candy corn zombie on the loose! It came up to us when we were making out in the junior hallway and it stole our candy corn.”


“I think this is a new low. This is even worse than when they broken those two vending machines.” Shige said, readjusting his tie, unsurprisingly he was a lawyer for Halloween.

“We’re serious! It was really a zombie, we thought it…well I think it was a he, but anyways we thought he was going to eat our brains or something but instead he…what are you guys looking at?” When no one said anything, Jin turned around.
There, crowded in the doorway was a group of zombies, so many Jin couldn’t even tell how many there were. The one right in one actually smiled at them, and he had dimples, really creepy but also really adorable dimples.

All hell broke loose as the members of all 3 groups went crazy and ran for the other cafeteria door, minus of course the members who were fast asleep on the kitchen floor, having been pigging out on the candy and other sugary Halloween treats.

When they were all gone, running for their various dressing rooms, the so called zombies turned to their ‘leader’.

“Eeteuk, what was that all about? We get invited to their Halloween party and they run screaming. Sungmin what were they saying?” Yesung said, turning to the member of the group who was the most fluent in japanese out of all them. Ignoring the fact at least half of the talking done had been in jumbled english, so Henry or Kibum could have also easily translated.

“They think we’re candy corn zombies. Perhaps if Kibum hadn’t stolen that candy corn from those two dressed as a giant glow in the dark condoms, we wouldn’t be having this problem.”

“I was hungry, and it’s not my fault I was kidnapped from my hotel room, dressed up as a zombie and drug here. I think this should be the last time all 15 of us dress up as zombies.”

1st-Nov-2009 03:20 am (UTC)
LOL LOL. JE-SuJu cross over. I LOVE IT! ye sung is just so cute and and and...

your icon killed me! HEE -CHUL! why so pretty!
1st-Nov-2009 03:28 am (UTC)
YAY! <3 Its my first, and of course my first Jpop-jpop crossover would be a Halloween one.

Cause its Heechul~ <3 Boy is always pretty, and thats the closet to a scary halloween icon I have. xD
1st-Nov-2009 03:40 am (UTC)
wow the lengths suju will go to get you bummie.
imagine ELF! *shivers*

ALLL JE BOYS! COME BACK! it's just suju.
just i say but really they're osm!
at least their costumes are believable. LOL
1st-Nov-2009 04:16 am (UTC)
I could think of allll kinds of things SuJu would do to get him back~

VERY believable. xD
1st-Nov-2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
track him down, go on the set, swoop in and kidnap him, of course not forgetting to say "We are Super Juni~OR!" at the camera with their signature stance and hands then fly away leaving everyone confused. Then they're in their booked bus because they need 3 vans just for them and give kibum a decent haircut! of course they have him back now. ^^
2nd-Nov-2009 03:41 am (UTC)
He needs a decent haircut period. He's kinda scary with the long emo hair he has going on right now. I'd muuuch rather have his hair from the OZ cm's, that looked very nice.

After the haircut, its kidnapping his ass back to group activities. xD ....or at least a duet with Yesung. That would be quite nice, or one with any SuJu member for that matter.
2nd-Nov-2009 03:50 am (UTC)
definitely! the hair tied back and styled! the curls and the waves! XDDD

2nd-Nov-2009 05:30 am (UTC)
1st-Nov-2009 03:41 am (UTC)
luv it!
but ryo-chan din't even speak!! T_T
1st-Nov-2009 04:15 am (UTC)
Yes he did hun. ^^

“Well since no one else is going to ask you idiots…oww! Uchi don’t hit me, you know their idiots you idiot! Kusano so help me god if you hit me I’ll post pictures of you in that costume all over Tokyo. Anyways as I was saying, you two, what in the fuck are you screaming about this time?”
This was Ryo speaking.
1st-Nov-2009 05:09 am (UTC)
oh..i missed it!_ _"
it does have ryo sound all over it..XDDD
2nd-Nov-2009 03:50 am (UTC)
Hehe, its ok~

And yes, it does, which is the way I wanted it~
1st-Nov-2009 04:00 am (UTC)

rofl quinn i fell out of my chair laughing. XDDD kusano's costume! kame protecting his baby! ueda and ryo conspiring over spiking the punch! PIIIIIN!!!

AND YOU PUT IN OUR LIGHT SABERS. *_* YES THEY ARE OURS. ilu quinn, you didn't know it but i was feeling down tonight and this totally cheered me up. THANK YOU. ♥
1st-Nov-2009 04:19 am (UTC)

YAAAAAAAY~ I'm glad I made someone fall out of their chair laughing, I wrote falling out of chair laughing fic for once, instead of just you know, the regular laughing. xD

Kusano's costume is my 2nd favorite after the lightsabers~ Hehe, yes Kame protected his baby~ They'll actually spike the punch at the christmas party. >D


*huggles* I'm glad I could cheer you up! ♥
1st-Nov-2009 04:27 am (UTC)
Love it, i love kanjani8, news, kattun and suju!!!!!!!!
all my fav boys in one fic,
2nd-Nov-2009 03:50 am (UTC)
1st-Nov-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
hahaha.. a JE-SUJU crossover.. really cute.. and akanishi with Pi!!.. nohhhh don't break my Akame and TomaPi..[and ryopi..]
but hell.. any pairing would still be nice..
2nd-Nov-2009 03:46 am (UTC)
I ship all pairings pretty much, I have my otp's but I'll ship almost anything. xD I loooooooooove Pin, sometimes even more than I love Akame because I love writing fail!Pin. xD
1st-Nov-2009 08:35 am (UTC)
hahaha love the JE and Suju mix. ;)
2nd-Nov-2009 03:44 am (UTC)
3rd-Nov-2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
LMAOROFL. That was really hilarious.
J/Kpop crossovers are fun to read. And look! You mashed up pretty large groups altogether. HAHA.
Kibum being dragged here should be done in RL. SWEAR. I so effin' miss him. >:(
4th-Nov-2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
Hehe, yes~ <3

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